dear god, I’m Hanson!


You are The Twins-
You are The Twins, from “The Matrix.”
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.

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The people that I watched the first two Matrix movies with may have real reason to be annoyed with me, as I referred to the characters above as Hanson throughout, and also snickered every time Morpheus spoke of the prophecy thanks to the Scary Movie 3 commericals. “I’m prophesizing…” etc. Also, Link was a constant Zelda reference for me, too. Let’s please remember I’d had a bit to drink during the viewing.

Thank you to everyone who offered to go over my law school essays. I had forgotten that tonight was the night of the Tuba and Euphonium concert at school, though, and that and some other, ah, unforeseen circumstances (that’s not code for “I screwed around too much today,” I swear. Actual stuff got in my way) have kept me from making the little changes needed for me to be comfortable enough to send it tonight. If I do send, it will be late tonight – and there’s no rush in returning it, take a few days, fit it in when you have time. I have plenty of other law school crap to work on in the meantime.

And tomorrow, as we all know, is the release of the extended version of “The Two Towers.” Woo-hoo! So I’ll be camped out in front of el televisor or la computadora all evening anyway, might as well use that time to do law school crap. CRAP CRAP CRAP! I’m done, really. CRAP! OK, I guess not.

Also, it struck me today that there are now *two* people who have lived in the same room with me for some amount of time on my friends list. That one of them still thinks I could amount to something is quite refreshing, even though she’s seen what kind of squalor I exist in.

This is from the Yahoo! news story “Britney Spears Gets Star on Walk of Fame.” I just want to say, thank god I’ve come back to my senses:

“I’m seriously speechless right now,” Spears told the crowd. “This is something that I’ve dreamt about since I was a little girl. I can’t believe I’m actually here with all of you amazing fans. Hello?”

In conclusion: Today, I have been making myself laugh a lot. Much more than I deserve, but what can I say? I’m an easy audience.

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3 Responses to dear god, I’m Hanson!

  1. simplelyric says:

    Add me as a back-up essay editor.

    I agree with ‘s plan — sounds good. *g* You should then try to get Joshua Malina to come on Celebrity Jeopardy with you; his previous appearance was a hoot.

  2. kepkanation says:

    You should then try to get Joshua Malina to come on Celebrity Jeopardy with you;

    I have to ask – when he appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy!, was Aaron Sorkin writing the questions? They seem quite inseparable (though I guess they’re split now on TWW). 😉

  3. simplelyric says:

    LOL. I don’t know, and I can’t check my tape because I just sent it to someone in Israel. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised, though. *g*

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