grand master tool

OK, I’ve said it before, but it should be said again, and again, and again: Carson Daly is a tool. It’s just the perfect word for him.

Spent the day doing very little other than reading and plotting. Plot plot plot, soon the world will be mine. Anyone want to go to L.A. in mid-march?

And since I did it for the Golden Globes, here are my picks for this weekend’s People’s Choice Awards (I will be registering my vote shortly):

Bold for who I think will win; Italics for who I want to win.

FAVORITE MALE TELEVISION PERFORMER
Kelsey Grammer
Ray Romano
Martin Sheen

FAVORITE FEMALE TELEVISION PERFORMER
Jennifer Aniston
Debra Messing
Oprah Winfrey

FAVORITE NEW TELEVISION DRAMATIC SERIES
“Cold Case”
“Joan of Arcadia”
“The O.C.”

FAVORITE NEW TELEVISION COMEDY SERIES
“Hope & Faith”
“Two and a Half Men”
“Whoopi”

FAVORITE TELEVISION DRAMATIC SERIES
“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”
“ER”
“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

FAVORITE TELEVISION COMEDY SERIES
“Everybody Loves Raymond”
“Friends”
“Will & Grace”

FAVORITE REALITY-BASED PROGRAM
“Fear Factor”
“Survivor: Pearl Islands”
“The Bachelor”

FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST
Jay Leno
David Letterman
Oprah Winfrey

MUSIC
FAVORITE MALE MUSICAL PERFORMER
Eminem
50 Cent
Tim McGraw

FAVORITE FEMALE MUSICAL PERFORMER
Faith Hill
Beyoncé Knowles
Shania Twain

FAVORITE MUSICAL GROUP OR BAND
Alabama
Brooks & Dunn
Matchbox Twenty

MOTION PICTURES
FAVORITE MOTION PICTURE ACTOR
Johnny Depp
Mel Gibson
Denzel Washington

FAVORITE MOTION PICTURE ACTRESS
Halle Berry
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts

ALL-TIME FAVORITES
FAVORITE ALL-TIME ENTERTAINER
Bill Cosby
Clint Eastwood
Tom Hanks