So, as a few people know, my new campaign is this: John Kerry should select Dennis Kucinich as either his running mate OR, even better, as his “special friend.” The benefits of the second plan are these: 1). It would help solidify the support of GLBT-voters and 2). breathe a little life into Kerry’s otherwise coffin-like demeanor. 3).
I want John Kerry, who is apparently THE TALLEST CANDIDATE EVER (or only employs hobbits to stand on the stage with him) campaigning around the state with this half-candidate, saying things like “The Comeback Kerry and the Mini Kucinich!” or “And this is my son, Dennis!”
NOW! Make it happen, someone. Chris Lehane, I’m looking at you.