the comeback wha?

So, as a few people know, my new campaign is this: John Kerry should select Dennis Kucinich as either his running mate OR, even better, as his “special friend.” The benefits of the second plan are these: 1). It would help solidify the support of GLBT-voters and 2). breathe a little life into Kerry’s otherwise coffin-like demeanor. 3).

I want John Kerry, who is apparently THE TALLEST CANDIDATE EVER (or only employs hobbits to stand on the stage with him) campaigning around the state with this half-candidate, saying things like “The Comeback Kerry and the Mini Kucinich!” or “And this is my son, Dennis!”

NOW! Make it happen, someone. Chris Lehane, I’m looking at you.

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3 Responses to the comeback wha?

  1. therealjae says:

    Bwa! You crack me up.

    Incidentally, he’s six foot four (Luna and I looked it up). Which is tall, sure, but not as tall as he looks. Which means that the reason is deceptive, he’s the tallest candidate ever, AND he only employs hobbits.


  2. kepkanation says:

    I’m pretty much ready to vote for anyone who employs hobbits – it implies an open-mindedness that seems to be lacking in, I don’t know, the current president and all of his cookie-cutter cronies.

  3. kepkanation says:

    P.S. Thanks for letting me know about his actual height, too!

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