ah, cannibalism

I think if I had to stay home all the time and had nothing but daytime TV to entertain me, I’d swiftly become a cannibal. I would rather barbecue and eat these people than listen to another minute of their innane chatter. This, I understand, is why remote controls were invented.

Is it possible to make it through an entire day without saying “OK”? Let’s try.

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ah, cannibalism

I think if I had to stay home all the time and had nothing but daytime TV to entertain me, I’d swiftly become a cannibal. I would rather barbecue and eat these people than listen to another minute of their innane chatter. This, I understand, is why remote controls were invented.

Is it possible to make it through an entire day without saying “OK”? Let’s try.

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