This quiz will make me laugh for days.

Ha. Hahaha. Paris Hilton is my bitter ex, and is stalking me, though I assume this is probably so she can talk Buffy with Sarah Michelle Gellar, my secret lover. Life couldn’t be any weirder, right? Until you find out I’m really dating Johnny Depp.

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
reason for being famous star of a reality showtalk show hostgame show hostactoractresspop starrock starrappermodelscreen writerdirectorproducercelebutanteheiressfashion designer
plastic surgery you’ve had done nose jobbotoxchin implantboob jobliposuctioneye liftnew butt
your tabloid scandal gambling problem
your stalker therealjae
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you’re dating
you’re really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlight you’re a classic. you’ll always be famous.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Topher Grace can so be my best friend. In other news, still sick, and I have a paper due at 2:30 and my story is up for critque in class tonight. Tomorrow: Italian quiz, and my mom arrives. Crazy week.

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11 Responses to This quiz will make me laugh for days.

  1. phillyexpat says:

    LOL-per my quiz, I’m bedding your best friend, while being best friends with your nemesis.

    Sounds just like college.

  2. kepkanation says:

    Sounds just like college.

    Hahaha, or “The O.C.” Which — I’m envious of your Season 1 DVD purchase. It was better than Season 2 (or at least what I’ve seen of Season 2 so far) — more punching, more drama, and Seth was less whiny and more funny.

  3. phillyexpat says:

    When it arrives, I am spending an entire weekend watching it.

  4. therealjae says:

    Look out for DA MAD STALKER!!!!


  5. next_bold_move says:

    So, why did you and Paris break up?

  6. kepkanation says:

    I tried to replicate the results later and ended up with as my stalker. I assume you two are just a package-stalking deal?

  7. kepkanation says:

    A number of reasons: First, we disagreed on the importance of String Theory as a serious field of scientific inquiry. Second, she kept stealing my nail polish. Third, I want to punch her every time she says “that’s hot,” which is not conducive to a good relationship. Finally, the whole sex-tape thing was kind of a kick in the head.

  8. kepkanation says:

    It is like cocaine in a television format. I watched the first season on DVD, and it’s great — it’s like a long, dramatic movie.

  9. phillyexpat says:

    I can’t wait for mine to arrive!!!

  10. kepkanation says:

    Also just realized that the hyphen there makes it seem as though the two of you are out stalking packages together. And this idea makes me snicker.

  11. next_bold_move says:

    (snicker) I want you to know I would giggle, or even guffaw, but they both make me cough.

    A week from tomorrow, we’ll be back from Boston. Will you be up for Pride and Prejudice viewing at that time?

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