Ha. Hahaha. Paris Hilton is my bitter ex, and is stalking me, though I assume this is probably so she can talk Buffy with Sarah Michelle Gellar, my secret lover. Life couldn’t be any weirder, right? Until you find out I’m really dating Johnny Depp.
Topher Grace can so be my best friend. In other news, still sick, and I have a paper due at 2:30 and my story is up for critque in class tonight. Tomorrow: Italian quiz, and my mom arrives. Crazy week.