I don’t read a lot of car reviews, but this is one not to be missed: “2006 Honda Civic Si: You Say You Want Some Revolutions?” It’s as cheesily clever as its title implies and includes many snicker-inducing lines, including these two: “Function, nice to meet you. My name’s form. Follow me,” and the closer: “But if you’ve ever dated a stripper, spent a year ski-bumming in Colorado or joined the cast of ‘The Real World,’ you probably have the right attitude for an 8,000 r.p.m. daily driver. Your friends will wonder how you can live that way, but they’ll be jealous, too.” Also I feel a bit like I learned something, though… oh wait, now it’s gone.
The other line of the day was from Zadie Smith, but I can’t find it now, so… eh.