EARTH—Gore’s son Kal-Al is faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the EPA’s Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound.
Huzzah. Weekend. I will spend it writing, cleaning, grilling, writing, sleeping, driving, and thinking that Kal-Al is the best tribute name ever, and wishing that Nicolas Cage would’ve thought of it. Wait, I’m hearing…