BEARS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

In the interest of being your one-stop shop for Bears Are Terrible OMG, I present the following:

Bear Interrupts Golf Tournament.”

hey, morons, THERE'S A BEAR. RUN!!!

Yes, it was in Colorado Springs, which is not near me, yes, it was on a golf course, where I will never be found, etc. etc.  But!  Bear!  Around people!  Frolicking and unafraid!  And clearly this is a smart bear — did he target the regular Pro Golf tourney?  NO — he went for the seniors.  The slow-moving, tasty seniors.  (Please also note that there’s mention in the story of sacrificing a caddie to the bear.  Now my fear of golfers begins).

This is not paranoia.  This is preparedness.  Where are my car keys?

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