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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations with Snackistan

Just a little Monday morning cheer from The Onion: KARUNCHI, SNAKISTAN—Citing crumbling relations due to years of protracted french-onion diplomacy, the president of the Central Asian doritocracy Fritolaysia withdrew the country’s ambassadors from Snakistan Monday. “We have been supplying the … Continue reading

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Oh, sweet: I’m on strike

It’s good to know that my work stoppage is actually part of a larger, fictional movement: “Novelists Strike Fails to Affect Nation Whatsoever.”  OK, fine, I haven’t really stopped working — does this mean I’m out of the union?  And, … Continue reading

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